Ralph news

Gossy old Holy Moly claims Ralph has been amusing himself in the time honoured fashion on the set of the latest Harry Potter:
To the untrained eye it was simply another actor watching films in his trailer, which was certainly the impression Ralph thought he was giving. Unfortunately, the runners took the opportunity to check these videos for themselves and were suitably impressed by the fact that every single one was a grot flick rather than a Merchant Ivory.

We can't comment on that. But we do know Ralph will soon be in Sydney performing Samuel Beckett.